Glw away tonight. You know what that means, don't you?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?

one will probably develop prostate cancer. Something to do with one's undischarged man fat degenerating into highly carcinogenic free radicals. Off to beat one out right now.

[Sir C]

one will probably develop prostate cancer. Something to do with one's undischarged man fat degenerating into highly carcinogenic free radicals. Off to beat one out right now.

Perhaps you wouldn't mind sorting me out as well, h?

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Perhaps you wouldn't mind sorting me out as well, h?

Well I can't actually do it for you c. That wouldn't be be wánking, that would be poofery!

If you mean can I share my techniques with you well, of course. One simply uses the Internet to procure pictures of bare naked ladies, then don one of those knobbly gardening gloves on your favoured hand and start beating. When the little bumps on the gardening glove are new and still slightly pointy, it will be over in a trice.