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Thread: Glw away tonight. You know what that means, don't you?

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Too fat again?
    Basically, yes. Christmas and whatnot.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Basically, yes. Christmas and whatnot.
    Out pounding pavements? No point denying yourself food it you're not putting the miles in.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Couscous is wheat, you cùnt. You can’t have couscous.
    This is special non-wheaty coucous.

    Can you keep your great advice to yourself? There's only four things I'm allowed to eat as it stands.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    A lump of ribeye the size of my head.
    I just had a massive cordon bleu von schwein - lots of pigs were harmed in the making of this dish. Couldn't even finish the pommes, although well done to the restaurant for putting a lovely bowl of green stuff next to the meal for decoration

  5. #15
    Black market KFC for one
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    Masturbating with the aid of an anglerfish I hope.

    Thought knowing you it would have to be a lobster or turbot.
    There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I just had a massive cordon bleu von schwein - lots of pigs were harmed in the making of this dish. Couldn't even finish the pommes, although well done to the restaurant for putting a lovely bowl of green stuff next to the meal for decoration
    No Kartoffelnsalat with that, la? I'd have demanded Kartoffelnsalat to go with my Pommes.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    There is no place for acts of self-pollution in the life of a gentleman, sw. Such behaviour weakens the spirit and lowers the moral fibre. What good could possibly come of spilling one's precious bodily fluids?
    I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.


  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.

    Will alcohol be involved, sw?
    It is a Friday night after all.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by SWv2 View Post
    I am going to watch Shamrock Rovers v Dundalk. It is so cold I wish I was staying at home spilling fluids.

    Is that football, sw? Why in the name of all that's holy would you do such a thing? It's going to be freezing, man.

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