Is Justin Trudeau now doing this shït for a bet. Or is he on drugs?

[Luis Anaconda]

Certainly I have pictures.

I must say, v looked fantastic in a sari.

It just doesn't seem to work for white chaps. There are some here who will remember Ian Harvey on his wedding day.

No. There is no dignity in dressing up like an Indian.

I seem to recall you may have drunk the best part of a bottle of whisky that day as well. With some help, of course

[Sir C]

I seem to recall you may have drunk the best part of a bottle of whisky that day as well. With some help, of course

Christ, when I got involved in that raw chilli-eating competition... and when I poked my finger into the dessert of the woman sitting next to me and enquired, "Do you really need those calories?"

I was relying on you to keep me on the straight and narrow.

[Luis Anaconda]

Christ, when I got involved in that raw chilli-eating competition... and when I poked my finger into the dessert of the woman sitting next to me and enquired, "Do you really need those calories?"

I was relying on you to keep me on the straight and narrow.

There was a fairly obvious flaw in that plan, wasn't there?