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This is how we will be under Simeone's stewardship
Hells yeah! Each day at the Colney Creche will commence with a 6.00AM cross country run (bóllocks naked) followed by a cold shower with Diego prowling the shower block like a pit-bull dishing out vicious wet towel flicks to anyone trying to avoid the sting of the icy water.

I expect he'll engage the services of an ex-army barber to give them all a decent soldierly haircut too. Get rid of any of those silly girly patterns in their barnets