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Thread: ‘The anonymous masturbator from Japan’ is my new favourite phrase in a newspaper

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    ‘The anonymous masturbator from Japan’ is my new favourite phrase in a newspaper


  2. #2
    Do like the way they have no qualms about throwing in the word '****'

    The last sentence is glorious imo

    Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  3. #3
    Sounds like something from the Two Ronnies.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  4. #4
    Should’ve done a posh **** imo

    ie with a condom.

    Friggin amateurs imo

    #NoGloveNoLove

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