Christ. If it were left to Mourinho and Conte football would be dead.

[Sir C]

I enjoyed how ****ing poor they were

I hear that their supporters are surprised at how often Sanchez gives the ball away.

[Luis Anaconda]

I hear that their supporters are surprised at how often Sanchez gives the ball away.

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

Farkin 'ell, you up early or still up from last night

[Luis Anaconda]

Farkin 'ell, you up early or still up from last night

I'm not sure tbh, h. I vaguely remember sleeping at one point. Is it lunchtime yet?

[Monty92]

I'm quite enjoying that as well. I'm sure he is loving it there. At least the fact that he can't make a simple five-yard pass to a teammate doesn't stop him being one of the best 10 players in the world though (copyright Monty). Funnily enough, maybe Nic was right in his assessment of the Chilean waster

Top 20?

[Luis Anaconda]

Top 20?

Possibly. Still no Mesut though

[Rich]

Possibly. Still no Mesut though

Did you see that Arsene said that Mesut was in bed sick & then Mesut posted a picture of him and his girlfriend enjoying the sunshine in Istanbul?

[Luis Anaconda]

Did you see that Arsene said that Mesut was in bed sick & then Mesut posted a picture of him and his girlfriend enjoying the sunshine in Istanbul?

Not quite the order of events but suits a certain agenda

[Rich]

Not quite the order of events but suits a certain agenda

Why does he not just come out and say 'I don't think we need Mesut in order to progress to the next round of the cup. I have given him a couple of days off so that he is fresh for the cup final on Sunday'