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Thread: I'll say this for the flu: I've had zero appetite for five days now and the weight is

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    not to mention the crying like a baby girl.

    Dysentery is even better b. Quite literally shít yourself skinny
    My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    My bowels have been nothing to write home about either, I can tell you, h.
    Well Sir C as good as offered to come round and wash your bóllock so I'm guessing he'll do something for your old chocolate factory while he's fussocking around down there

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    falling off me. I mean yes, there's the hacking cough, the wildly fluctuating temperatures, the shakiness, the aching joints, the general sense of enervation and the flop sweats, but...y'know...weight loss

    Like all man flu victims, I'm assuming that you find enough energy for a w*nk every now and then?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez View Post
    Like all man flu victims, I'm assuming that you find enough energy for a w*nk every now and then?
    Too weak to wánk, man. Too weak to wànk.

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