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Thread: The problem with this, of course, is that she's effectively admitting to sexual

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.
    I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare
    She had quite the line in patter, too. A level and intensity of dirty talk that was actually quite off-putting.

    All in all, a mistake.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    but "rape is rape", right?
    actually it would be sexual assault by penetration, but I get your drift...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    All in all, a mistake.
    as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having
    Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?
    this one's on the house
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Trent View Post
    What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.
    You'd think twice about shaking hands with her for a start.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post

    Hmmmm. so all those times your mum pulled down my trousers and su*ked me off without asking me first.....
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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