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Thread: Good heavens. I really don't know where to start with this one.

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    Good heavens. I really don't know where to start with this one.


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    It sounds to me like she's little bit the minger, or possibly porker, and he's making poor excuses.

    Mind you, at 16 he should be happy to bone anything with a pulse.

  3. #3
    May I suggest just don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    It sounds to me like she's little bit the minger, or possibly porker, and he's making poor excuses.

    Mind you, at 16 he should be happy to bone anything with a pulse.
    I would say that 'Sorry, but I'm more used to having sex with furniture' is a bit more than a poor excuse.

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    She needs to dress up like a mattress and put a pillow case over her head, job done, ooh I seem to be good at this **** imo
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    She clearly doesn't turn him on. A bit like Monty's mum
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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