Can you get proper beans over in Forrin, redg? Orange ones, I mean.
Yes, more and more so, as it happens. Heinz, of course, and lots of supermarket own-brand ones too. Even my family of Eurotrash eats them heartily now, after many years.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."