Dinner?

[Sir C]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

[TheCurly]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

KFC has no chicken Sir C
I need proper hangover food

[Sir C]

KFC has no chicken Sir C
I need proper hangover food

Wait, c. How can KFC have no chicken? That's literally what they do - chicken is their raison d'etre.

Can't you get some chicken from the petrol station?

[TheCurly]

Wait, c. How can KFC have no chicken? That's literally what they do - chicken is their raison d'etre.

Can't you get some chicken from the petrol station?

I'm told it's the fault of DHL
I don't believe it for a second tbh.As we all know,not one single courier ever has made a balls of a delivery

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Bit like a brothel running out of fanny innit.

[SWv2]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

Corn Flakes. Digestives, glass of milk.

[Sir C]

Corn Flakes. Digestives, glass of milk.

That's no dinner for a chap of your age. You need vegetables and roughage.

I dread to think what your colon looks like.

[SWv2]

That's no dinner for a chap of your age. You need vegetables and roughage.

I dread to think what your colon looks like.

I will have some Haribos and maybe some refreshers also.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I've got some mince. Might make a chilli.

beef through one of those hand operated mincers. I get value mince from ASDA so I know it contains the cow's very arsehole.

Are you on first name terms with your butcher c or do you bark his surname when you order your meats to remind him of his place?

[Sir C]

beef through one of those hand operated mincers. I get value mince from ASDA so I know it contains the cow's very arsehole.

Are you on first name terms with your butcher c or do you bark his surname when you order your meats to remind him of his place?

I am on first name terms with my butcher h. Who isn't, in the name of God? Also my fishmonger, vintner, hairdresser and tailor. These are the important people in one's life.