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Thread: Iwobi runs runny

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    Iwobi runs runny

    like he's speed skating

    what's for lunch?

    *funny stupid awimb

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    like he's speed skating

    what's for lunch?

    *funny stupid awimb
    Double cremated bacon and onion roll, fm it's horny, surprised I haven't creamed my knickers yet.

    Sorry for ruining everyone else's lunch
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    like he's speed skating

    what's for lunch?

    *funny stupid awimb
    Leftover meatballs. No creamy sauce on those boys though, it’s gone a bit claggy.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    like he's speed skating

    what's for lunch?

    *funny stupid awimb
    Two Paramol and water.

    I’m ill, see?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Two Paramol and water.

    I’m ill, see?
    I'm still shaking a cold/fluey thing I seem to have had for two weeks. Completely lost my appetite earlier this week - almost put me off my beer but I fought through

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    I'm still shaking a cold/fluey thing I seem to have had for two weeks. Completely lost my appetite earlier this week - almost put me off my beer but I fought through
    Been at the vet all morning; one young hound slipped on ice and smashed a tooth. Poor wee mite, but, fortunately, that's what hipflasks were invented for.
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Two Paramol and water.

    I’m ill, see?
    Could be an infection from your wisdom tooth operation. If gangrene sets in, I'm afraid we're going to have to amputate your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Been at the vet all morning; one young hound slipped on ice and smashed a tooth. Poor wee mite, but, fortunately, that's what hipflasks were invented for.
    How does a hound sip from a hip flask?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    How does a hound sip from a hip flask?
    Yes, I've often wondered that too. I think my sons have been bantering me off :dubious:
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by redgunamo View Post
    Yes, I've often wondered that too. I think my sons have been bantering me off :dubious:
    I've heard of doggies being blamed for someone farting, but not of seeing off the brandy.

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