You can thnk me for our victory now, if you like.

[Sir C]

I'm making Ikea-style meatballs with thon mustard sauce tonight. Victory is guaranteed. Meatballs is powerful juju.

[Burney]

I'm making Ikea-style meatballs with thon mustard sauce tonight. Victory is guaranteed. Meatballs is powerful juju.

I was watching a programme about IKEA the other day. A very frightened and sweaty man was pretending to run a part of their ideas department. He allowed a truly terrible idea to go to production. The poor chinesers were completely bewildered by it and it was an utter failure. I assume he's been sacked.

[Sir C]

I was watching a programme about IKEA the other day. A very frightened and sweaty man was pretending to run a part of their ideas department. He allowed a truly terrible idea to go to production. The poor chinesers were completely bewildered by it and it was an utter failure. I assume he's been sacked.

They've made a programme about IKEA? There was I thinking this was a golden age of TV. Clearly, we're scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrell.

[Burney]

They've made a programme about IKEA? There was I thinking this was a golden age of TV. Clearly, we're scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrell.

It was fascinating in that depressing way that programmes about retail sometimes are. They also showed one opening in some appalling northern ****hole. There was a weird man who'd been involved in all their openings in the UK and was bizarrely enthusiastic and seemed to think everyone else should be, too. Meanwhile they took on a kid so stupid I wouldn't have trusted him to cross the road on his own to work on the shopfloor.

All in all, they didn't come out of it terribly well.

[IUFG]

I was watching a programme about IKEA the other day. A very frightened and sweaty man was pretending to run a part of their ideas department. He allowed a truly terrible idea to go to production. The poor chinesers were completely bewildered by it and it was an utter failure. I assume he's been sacked.

Was that the "uniquely individual vases" that looked worse then a reject?

****ing terrible things. And an even worse idea.

[Burney]

Was that the "uniquely individual vases" that looked worse then a reject?

****ing terrible things. And an even worse idea.

That was the one. Take a company whose whole business ethos is founded on uniformity and introduce individually fücked-up vases.

I'd have sacked the sweaty little cünt on the spot, tbh.

[IUFG]

That was the one. Take a company whose whole business ethos is founded on uniformity and introduce individually fücked-up vases.

I'd have sacked the sweaty little cünt on the spot, tbh.

It was a fascinating insight tbf.

Also, the thick kid who didn't know what most things were. He is a typical example of the brain-dead, mobile staring 'millennial' that is dribbling into the labour market.

Dennis help us!

[Burney]

It was a fascinating insight tbf.

Also, the thick kid who didn't know what most things were. He is a typical example of the brain-dead, mobile staring 'millennial' that is dribbling into he labour market.

Dennis help us!

Thick as mince. And he got the job! Can you imagine the collection of window-licking subnormals he must have been up against to come out on top?

His poor mum having to drive him to work at 5.30 every morning. She probably considers it worthwhile just to get him out of the house for the day.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm making Ikea-style meatballs with thon mustard sauce tonight. Victory is guaranteed. Meatballs is powerful juju.

Do you think they will play with a flat pack four? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Sir C]

Do you think they will play with a flat pack four? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nice one la.

Nice.