Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Fundamentally, if you'll forgive the pun, a chap who wishes to put his peter in another man's dung isn't quite the thing, is he? Now we, as gentlemen, are inclined to allow a fellow his quirks, so long as he keeps them discreet. A man might wear brown shoes in town, for example - one wouldn't ostracise him for it, so long as he only did it the once and didn't draw attention to it.
This appears to be a rather long winded way of saying 'one up the bum, no harm done'.....