About a year and a half ago I became aware of the name Naby Keita and googled him to

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

He's from Guinea. So when he commits a foul, it's presumably a Guinea Foul?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPHx5qPbWAc

[Tony C]

Word on the street is that Wenger only watches videos on VHS.

His comment was - you can’t edit VHS to make a player look like Maradona

[redgunamo]

see what all the fuss was about. Now, I’m obviously not the kind of cancer-deserving **** that draws hyperbolic conclusions from a YouTube video, but after a few minutes I’d genuinely convinced myself that he was potentially the greatest sportsmen that's ever lived.

Needles to say, when I learned he’d pre-signed for Liverpool, even though I wasn't aware of him ever being linked with us, I still felt a pang of disappointment,

Anyway, the point I’m trying to get to is that if this ****ox is even half as good as he looked on that YouTube video, and it turns out we could conceivably have signed him, then – and only then – will I concede that Wenger’s “lost da plot” and has “gotta go” or however you people describe these things.

That's not really fair, I think, as you could easily make a similar case for almost any professional player in Europe, including practically anyone already in our squad.

Veng can't buy everyone.