see what all the fuss was about. Now, I’m obviously not the kind of cancer-deserving **** that draws hyperbolic conclusions from a YouTube video, but after a few minutes I’d genuinely convinced myself that he was potentially the greatest sportsmen that's ever lived.
Needles to say, when I learned he’d pre-signed for Liverpool, even though I wasn't aware of him ever being linked with us, I still felt a pang of disappointment,
Anyway, the point I’m trying to get to is that if this ****ox is even half as good as he looked on that YouTube video, and it turns out we could conceivably have signed him, then – and only then – will I concede that Wenger’s “lost da plot” and has “gotta go” or however you people describe these things.
That's not really fair, I think, as you could easily make a similar case for almost any professional player in Europe, including practically anyone already in our squad.
Veng can't buy everyone.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."