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Thread: I won Valentine's Day this year.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy.
    Have you considered transgenderism? You seem confused...

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy.
    Pah! That's pansy talk, a!

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy.
    wd a. She's far too good for you, of course.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy.
    Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.

    People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.


  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Oh, look at me, I have a relationship with someone I actually like.

    People like you are EXACTLY what is wrong with the world.

    Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Hear, hear, p! A quite vomit-worthy bit of humble-bragging by a, there.
    Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days.

    You mean Feb 14th. It's just like any other day?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Anyway, he is missing out. The whole point of being in a relationship with a woman is that it challenges you (ie its a ****ing nightmare from start to finish)......
    You sound like you would be better off single?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.

    She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.

    Get in! :fistpump:
    Fistpump to follow as well? My word B, she really will have a lot of catching up to do.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

  10. #20
    I am marking the occasion by not going to see Paul Weller.

    Valentines Day my fúcking hole. Have a word with yourselves.

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