Reply With QuoteSurely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?Originally Posted by Burney
She got me a card, but I got her a card and a present.
She now has to spend the rest of the day feeling guilty.
Get in! :fistpump:
Surely this counts as one of those all-too-rare scenarios in which not having sex with you would basically count as a human rights crime?
I got mine colouring pencils and a colouring book. Bet she wasn’t expecting that
I don't think B wants to have sex with you though?
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I wasn't really thinking about sex, tbh. I'd rather not have to morally blackmail my wife into sex, tbh.
I was thinking of more useful business of having the moral high ground for the next 12 months.
Fair enough.
I got some hand cream. Bloody chuffed, tbh (also a fair description of my hands, ironically)
Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days.
Hand cream? Jesus wept. Every time I start to forget how effete you are, you come out with something like that to remind me.
Because, as any fule kno, a, Valentine's Day is not about romance, it's about gaining ground in the trench warfare of male-female relationships.Why do you want her to feel guilty? On this day, of all days.
I must be worse than a fule then, as my relationship is far removed from trench warfare. I bought her a very nice present because I love her and want her to be happy.
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