I do like how barking mad Noel Edmonds is these days. Not content with banging on

[Sir C]

You weren't a patron of Shoeless Joe's were you?

Not as far as I recall, no.

[Sir C]

Ubogu seems a niche shout.

It was his cut glass RP that impressed me. You know, from a chap who looked so... rugged.

[Burney]

It was his cut glass RP that impressed me. You know, from a chap who looked so... rugged.

I think you've spelt 'black' wrong there, old chap.