How 'bout those Hotspurs, huh?

[Sir C]

It's not often I watch our dear neighbours, but I've seen them a couple of tiems recently and they really are a most unpleasant set of kicky, cheaty thugs, aren't they?

It's nice when there's an objective reason to hate them as well as the emotional one. It's a sort of BOGOF deal.

[Burney]

It's not often I watch our dear neighbours, but I've seen them a couple of tiems recently and they really are a most unpleasant set of kicky, cheaty thugs, aren't they?

It's nice when there's an objective reason to hate them as well as the emotional one. It's a sort of BOGOF deal.

I simply don't watch them. I thought young McTernan was very good for us on Saturday. Mind you, Everton were pretty fair dogshït.

[Sir C]

I simply don't watch them. I thought young McTernan was very good for us on Saturday. Mind you, Everton were pretty fair dogshït.

Yes, it's unusual for me to see them, especially twice in a short period, but it was instructive and pleasingly enraging. I also noted that they play with an extraordinary intensity for the whole 90 minutes, displaying, beyond any doubt at all, that they're being doped to the eyeballs.

Everton were poor, of course, but we looked quite phenomenal going forward and will give most teams a good scare at the back. Sadly, our defence looks almost miraculously porous. It's like we have human beings through whom other human beings can magically run. Almunia used to display this quality when the ball would somehow pass straight through his body, but Koscielny and Mustafi appear to have taken it to a whole new level.

[Burney]

Yes, it's unusual for me to see them, especially twice in a short period, but it was instructive and pleasingly enraging. I also noted that they play with an extraordinary intensity for the whole 90 minutes, displaying, beyond any doubt at all, that they're being doped to the eyeballs.

Everton were poor, of course, but we looked quite phenomenal going forward and will give most teams a good scare at the back. Sadly, our defence looks almost miraculously porous. It's like we have human beings through whom other human beings can magically run. Almunia used to display this quality when the ball would somehow pass straight through his body, but Koscielny and Mustafi appear to have taken it to a whole new level.

Yes. Mind you, I was spectacularly grateful for Mustafi's tackle preventing Walcott from scoring.

[Ash]

I simply don't watch them. I thought young McTernan was very good for us on Saturday. Mind you, Everton were pretty fair dogshït.

The Welsh did well too. I expect WES will be giving the place a miss today.

[Sir C]

The Welsh did well too. I expect WES will be giving the place a miss today.

He wants to leave, according to some bloke on Twitter, mainly because of his treatment by our fans.

Obviously, this bloke on Twitter is trustworthy.

[Pokster]

He wants to leave, according to some bloke on Twitter, mainly because of his treatment by our fans.

Obviously, this bloke on Twitter is trustworthy.

WES wants to leave? Let him go imo

[Sir C]

WES wants to leave? Let him go imo

Apparently both Juventus and Real Madrid are after him. They really ought to have WES explain to them that he's shít.

[World's End Stella]

The Welsh did well too. I expect WES will be giving the place a miss today.

A tap in from 2 yards, a lucky deflection and a finish you would expect from a professional footballer. All while endlessly pushing forward which against a better team would kill us. All the credit for the goals goes to Mikkie and Ozil.

[Ash]

It's not often I watch our dear neighbours, but I've seen them a couple of tiems recently and they really are a most unpleasant set of kicky, cheaty thugs, aren't they?

It's nice when there's an objective reason to hate them as well as the emotional one. It's a sort of BOGOF deal.

Maurice Pocket appears to be accomplished at the dark arts. I imagine we will be conceding pelanties next weekend.