Who's going to a wedding at the beginning of March?

[Burney]

I'm including me in there. I've got bog-dwellers on both sides, that's got to be ethnic.

No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.

It's all quite confusing.

[Sir C]

So are these people black or Asian?

Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.

You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.

[Sir C]

No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.

It's all quite confusing.

How come my missus calls me a wog then?

[SWv2]

You are talking about your future king's brother. Show a little respect.

I don't have a future king.

The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.

[redgunamo]

With a great sense of rhythm.

The wife and I won a prize for our jitterbug the other week.

[SWv2]

So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.

So mean. The poor lad is probably dying of thirst as he had some carbs at 11am.

[Sir C]

I don't have a future king.

The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.

Have you fallen asleep on your keyboard sw?

[Burney]

Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.

You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.

These lads'll have to get their callipers out again.

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[Burney]

How come my missus calls me a wog then?

Because she's a colonialist oppressor who clearly sees you as a mere sexual plaything.

[Sir C]

Because she's a colonialist oppressor who clearly sees you as a mere sexual plaything.

sexual plaything.