Was taken to “the best Pizzeria outside Italy” last night by a bunch of Neapolitans

[Monty92]

These people are fúcking mental. A huge platter of fried dough and giant pizza-sized focaccia to start, then pizzas for main (no toppings other than tomato and mozzarella, otherwise it’s not “authentic”), then more dough for dessert, this time coated in nutella and cream. Woke up at 3am and frantically sunk two full pints of water.

Anyway, perhaps even weirder was that according to one AC Milan fan, the Inter team that beat us 3-0 in the Champions League a bunch of years back are known in the city, without irony, as "The Lions of Highbury”.

[Sir C]

These people are fúcking mental. A huge platter of fried dough and giant pizza-sized focaccia to start, then pizzas for main (no toppings other than tomato and mozzarella, otherwise it’s not “authentic”), then more dough for dessert, this time coated in nutella and cream. Woke up at 3am and frantically sunk two full pints of water.

Anyway, perhaps even weirder was that according to one AC Milan fan, the Inter team that beat us 3-0 in the Champions League a bunch of years back are known in the city, without irony, as "The Lions of Highbury”.

Hold on, WES told me about the best pizzeria outside Italy, it's a branch of Dominos in the all-inclusive resort he goes to in Dubai.

Actually, he says their deep-pan Hawaiian with the frozen prawns and the tinned pineapple is better than anything you'd find in Italy.

[World's End Stella]

Hold on, WES told me about the best pizzeria outside Italy, it's a branch of Dominos in the all-inclusive resort he goes to in Dubai.

Actually, he says their deep-pan Hawaiian with the frozen prawns and the tinned pineapple is better than anything you'd find in Italy.

Worst pizza I've ever had in my life was in Verona. At a place off the main bits which was heaving with locals at lunch hour.

Absolutely awful. You'd think the Eyeties could make a pizza that wasn't dripping in water ffs!

[Monty92]

Worst pizza I've ever had in my life was in Verona. At a place off the main bits which was heaving with locals at lunch hour.

Absolutely awful. You'd think the Eyeties could make a pizza that wasn't dripping in water ffs!

They probably saw you coming.

Which let's be honest would put anyone off their dough-rolling technique.

[World's End Stella]

They probably saw you coming.

Which let's be honest would put anyone off their dough-rolling technique.

No, I was with Mrs WES who is very attractive and just the sort of look the Eyeties go mad for.

And other than one osteria that we discovered, all the restaurants in Verona did Italian food that was poor by London or NY standards. Some of it was just embarrassingly amateurish.

[Sir C]

No, I was with Mrs WES who is very attractive and just the sort of look the Eyeties go mad for.

And other than one osteria that we discovered, all the restaurants in Verona did Italian food that was poor by London or NY standards. Some of it was just embarrassingly amateurish.

This is simply magnificent.

[Peter]

Hold on, WES told me about the best pizzeria outside Italy, it's a branch of Dominos in the all-inclusive resort he goes to in Dubai.

Actually, he says their deep-pan Hawaiian with the frozen prawns and the tinned pineapple is better than anything you'd find in Italy.

Just shows your remarkable ignorance, again. Dominos dont do deep pan.

[Pokster]

Just shows your remarkable ignorance, again. Dominos dont do deep pan.

And Hawaiian doesn't have prawns

[Burney]

And Hawaiian doesn't have prawns

No pizza should have prawns. The only sea creature that should ever get near a pizza is the anchovy.

[SWv2]

These people are fúcking mental. A huge platter of fried dough and giant pizza-sized focaccia to start, then pizzas for main (no toppings other than tomato and mozzarella, otherwise it’s not “authentic”), then more dough for dessert, this time coated in nutella and cream. Woke up at 3am and frantically sunk two full pints of water.

Anyway, perhaps even weirder was that according to one AC Milan fan, the Inter team that beat us 3-0 in the Champions League a bunch of years back are known in the city, without irony, as "The Lions of Highbury”.

What sort of rampant puddle jumper are you ffs?