Some observations and thoughts from yesterday.

[SWv2]

I'm thinking of falafel in a pita with guacamole from this place directly across from the Cheshire Cheese. Although that might tempt me into a few pints of ale in the Cheshire Cheese instead of going to the gym.

Falafel with guacemole, a confused mix no?

Big fan of the hand held chickpea based snack myself.

[Pat Vegas]

I don't like all this nonsense. If we sell our players and replace them with new players, we're a different team. I don't want to support a different team.

I have some leftover bol but no bread. Perhaps I will reheat if with a can of flageolet beans. That sounds perfectly repulsive.

But those players replaced a bunch of players who replaced a bunch of winners, who replaced a bunch of other winners sometimes who replaced a load of rubbish who replaced winners and so on.

[Sir C]

Could you not just eat it with a spoon? Or in a baked potato?

Or you could buy some bread?

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates

[SWv2]

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.

To be fair I wouldn’t expect there to be from a fine upstanding chap like yourself. I expect you shall also have poppadums’ and lime pickle, chapati or roti sure why not.

There is a sense of flux around the Arsenal family today, one is reporting “left over curry” while another is speaking of falafel with guacamole. Funny thing the whole January transfer window.

[World's End Stella]

Falafel with guacamole? What fresh madness is this? Why not have put hummus in a fücking burrito while you're at it?

You get both. It is made with hummus in the traditional manner and then topped up with a bit of guacamole because guacamole is delicious and adds to the falafel experience. You have to go early doors if you want guacamole because they run out of it sharpish such is the demand.

Yum.

[Burney]

I am going to the curry house tonight.

I shall have one of the house special dishes I haven't had before and a chicken vindaloo. Onion rice too.

There will be no leftovers, mark my words.

I always say I'm going to have something different whenever I order a curry, but always end up having an onion bhaji, meat dhansak, mushroom rice and keema naan. Because that's what I like.

[Sir C]

Falafel with guacemole, a confused mix no?

Big fan of the hand held chickpea based snack myself.

Falafels are for self-hating vegans and socialists, surely? They are designed to suck any possible joy out of eating.

[SWv2]

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates

I would almost expect you to make your own?

That is not a derogatory comment or an invitation for an argument, simply that you are established as a food snob and as such these are the type of things a food snob would do. The type of thing that an ordinary person would simply dismiss as too much hassle, but ultimately where the result would be good.

[Burney]

Potato at lunchtime seems wrong, somehow.

Buying bread would mean going out. To be honest, I very rarely leave the secured compound these days. When I look at Twitter and see the madness without, I am filled with anxiety and wish only to remain safe inside my gates

Would the big house not contain a slice of bread at all?

[Sir C]

I always say I'm going to have something different whenever I order a curry, but always end up having an onion bhaji, meat dhansak, mushroom rice and keema naan. Because that's what I like.

It doesn't make much difference what you order though, does it? The gravy all comes from the same bucket.