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Thread: Right, where is Sir C.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?
    Precisely, a. A perfect example.

    Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.

    ‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Precisely, a. A perfect example.

    Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.

    ‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.
    Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre.
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