Right, where is Sir C.

[Rich]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.

[Rich]

crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.

bring him to me immediately, herbs!

[Sir C]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.

[Rich]

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.

It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.

[Sir C]

It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.

Ridiculous child.

[Rich]

Ridiculous child.

Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.

[Sir C]

Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.

I am jetlagged to all fúckery.

[Burney]

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.

Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.

[Ash]

Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.

As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?