I was in Enfield town centre yesterday. They have clad the world's first ATM (or at

[Burney]

That's Dave. Nice fella. Bit quiet, and you dont want to get him started on politics.

Actually, you might quite enjoy it

I see. Sound sort of a chap, is he?

[Peter]

I'd say if you played a team in Enfield these days you'd be lucky to see a white face. So that's that problem solved, I suppose.

I doubt that is true. Sunday football doesnt change that quickly.

THere was one black side. Everyone called them the Zulus. Affectionately, of course.

[Peter]

I see. Sound sort of a chap, is he?

Well, they always used to do a lot of songs about Dixieland, which I had always assumed was just about embracing folk tradition on a broader scale than british music hall stuff. However, I believe it also accords with some of their views....

You never fully know where you are with Dave.....

[Sir C]

Well, they always used to do a lot of songs about Dixieland, which I had always assumed was just about embracing folk tradition on a broader scale than british music hall stuff. However, I believe it also accords with some of their views....

You never fully know where you are with Dave.....

You appreciate they're fúcking Spurs, do you?

[Peter]

You appreciate they're fúcking Spurs, do you?

Of course. Look, none of this is my fault- friends of my partner's family.

THey have a new album coming out

[Burney]

Well, they always used to do a lot of songs about Dixieland, which I had always assumed was just about embracing folk tradition on a broader scale than british music hall stuff. However, I believe it also accords with some of their views....

You never fully know where you are with Dave.....

He sounds exactly my sort of fellow.

Apart from being a filthy yid, of course.

[Burney]

Of course. Look, none of this is my fault- friends of my partner's family.

THey have a new album coming out

I thought they'd given up due to one of their wives dying or something?


Why do I know so much about Chas and/or Dave?

[Peter]

I thought they'd given up due to one of their wives dying or something?


Why do I know so much about Chas and/or Dave?

Dave gave up touring but you know what these rockers are like. A year later they are skint again and back for another go.

I am not sure they really need a new album. They can still flog plenty of tickets with an old school tour.

[Peter]

He sounds exactly my sort of fellow.

Apart from being a filthy yid, of course.

It might be a bit more old school than your own particular brand of intolerance.......

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Yes they split up when Chas or Dave lost their wife
Perhaps Chas or Dave now finds himself at a loose end