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Thread: I know exactly who is to blame for last night.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I take it number one was 'to the pub'?
    via a 10 mile hike up a mountain in the lakes....... number 4 did end up at the pub
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    It's on ITV iplayer, or whatever they call it....Malham Cove is a fantastic walk if you ever stop off in yorkshire again
    End of April :rubshands:

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    I take it number one was 'to the pub'?
    Should be the "Walk of shame", Emirates stadium to St Pancras International

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    End of April :rubshands:
    Off to Northumberland again in the summer.... beach walks galore and good pub food at night
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Off to Northumberland again in the summer.... beach walks galore and good pub food at night
    Beaches are nice but have a tendency to be a little flat imo. Get yourself up some lumps, man.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No, I missed that. Perhaps I can find it again.
    Did I ever tell you about my idea for a Viz-style comic strip entitled 'Wainwright's Wànks', in which the fell-bothering curmudgeon is constantly trying to find a quiet place in the Lake District in which to knock one out, only to be repeatedly disturbed by tourists, school parties, dogs, search and rescue helicopters, etc?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Beaches are nice but have a tendency to be a little flat imo. Get yourself up some lumps, man.
    Beaches are great for letting the hounds have a run around... we will do a few lumps while there.
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did I ever tell you about my idea for a Viz-style comic strip entitled 'Wainwright's Wànks', in which the fell-bothering curmudgeon is constantly trying to find a quiet place in the Lake District in which to knock one out, only to be repeatedly disturbed by tourists, school parties, dogs, search and rescue helicopters, etc?
    You did, yes.

    :weirdo:

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    You did, yes.

    :weirdo:

    I think the idea came to me because I read one of his books and he came across as such a miserable wànker. I mean I'm as misanthropic as the next cûnt, but he genuinely appeared to resent the presence of anyone at all on the same mountain as him - while writing books designed to attract people to climb up said mountains.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I think the idea came to me because I read one of his books and he came across as such a miserable wànker. I mean I'm as misanthropic as the next cûnt, but he genuinely appeared to resent the presence of anyone at all on the same mountain as him - while writing books designed to attract people to climb up said mountains.
    The man was the most appalling árse. I once blew my lungs out struggling up some near-vertical fúcking rock face and, when reading about it in his book later, saw him describe it as 'a gentle, grassy slope, suitable for children and invalids.'

    ****.

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