Hmm. It would appear that new signing Mkhitwhatever is liddle bit light in the loafer

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Pokster - "I see Monty parked his bike so he could go and ask for a selfie"

Yes he does have that dusky ski slope conk look about him

[Sir C]

A-ha!

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That is quite clearly a geezer who identifies as a woman.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I do hope she has no spare parts

[Monty92]

Pokster - "I see Monty parked his bike so he could go and ask for a selfie"

Yes he does have that dusky ski slope conk look about him

He has hairier forearns than me.

I wonder where he'll live

[Viva Prat Vegas]

East Finchley hopefully

[Ash]

He has hairier forearns than me.

I wonder where he'll live

Old Compton Street?

NTTAWWT.

[Burney]

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#chaseme

I am not sure about this fellow at all. He comes from United, has a dreadful name, I don’t really understand where he’s from and I’ve literally never seen him kick a ball.

Until proved wrong, I’m assuming he’s the new Silvestre.

[Sir C]

I am not sure about this fellow at all. He comes from United, has a dreadful name, I don’t really understand where he’s from and I’ve literally never seen him kick a ball.

Until proved wrong, I’m assuming he’s the new Silvestre.

He's Armenian. What on earth is an Armenia? Is it a pseudo-Ayrab place, or more Turk-ish? It's a mystery, that's for sure. His hooter suggests he may be a front wheel, of course.

[Burney]

He's Armenian. What on earth is an Armenia? Is it a pseudo-Ayrab place, or more Turk-ish? It's a mystery, that's for sure. His hooter suggests he may be a front wheel, of course.

I always get it mixed up with Albania. I must assume it’s protected by Russia. Otherwise the Turks would’ve fùcked it yonks ago.

[Ash]

I always get it mixed up with Albania. I must assume it’s protected by Russia. Otherwise the Turks would’ve fùcked it yonks ago.

The Turks did genocide them once, probably because they refused to convert, unlike the Albanians. Armenians are some of the very first Christians. Their other foe is Azerbaijan. Remember the The Nagorno-Karabakh War in the early 90's?