When is the pharmaceutical industry going to pull its finger out and find a cure for

[Ash]

the common cold?

It is surely the single biggest overall cause of illness, discomfort and loss of working days around, and what are they doing about it? Eh? Nothing, as far as I can see. Have a lemsip. And a box of tissues a day.

It's almost as if the industry is set up to manage ailments rather than actually cure them.

Yes, I know they mutate and shít but still, is the humble virus really cleverer than our finest medical researchers? Sort it aaaahht!!

[Luis Anaconda]

the common cold?

It is surely the single biggest overall cause of illness, discomfort and loss of working days around, and what are they doing about it? Eh? Nothing, as far as I can see. Have a lemsip. And a box of tissues a day.

It's almost as if the industry is set up to manage ailments rather than actually cure them.

Yes, I know they mutate and shít but still, is the humble virus really cleverer than our finest medical researchers? Sort it aaaahht!!

I believe manthe****up has been on the market for years

[Ash]

I believe manthe****up has been on the market for years

Every time I go into work with heavy symptoms, which is my usual approach, I get told off and sent home lest I infect everybody else.

[Luis Anaconda]

Every time I go into work with heavy symptoms, which is my usual approach, I get told off and sent home lest I infect everybody else.

You'd love it here - people get a doctor's note for a week off if they have a sniffle on a Friday

[Pat Vegas]

I am waiting for a cure for my ear problem I don't seem to be getting better.
I don't trust the doctors anymore if they had given me the antibiotics the first time I went I wouldn't have had to go to hospital with blood coming out of my ears

[Viva Prat Vegas]

On the bright side my bleeding ear is a slash guitar rock and roll sort of ailment

[Rich]

Every time I go into work with heavy symptoms, which is my usual approach, I get told off and sent home lest I infect everybody else.

Sent home - Jesus wept. Surely you just tell them to mind their own business and you'll carry on with your work.

[Ash]

Sent home - Jesus wept. Surely you just tell them to mind their own business and you'll carry on with your work.

Yes, because that's exactly how employees talk to CEOs. :r0lleyes:

Prick.

[Pat Vegas]

Every time I go into work with heavy symptoms, which is my usual approach, I get told off and sent home lest I infect everybody else.

Best way I felt guilty being off last week. I never call in sick but had no choice.
annoyingly I had to call in each day to say I am not coming in.
hello still sick maybe tomorrow bye.

[Luis Anaconda]

Yes, because that's exactly how employees talk to CEOs. :r0lleyes:

Prick.

Rich works for the NHS - efffectively his CEO is Jeremy Hunt. He should talk to him like that