Never thought we’d be signing Mkhitaryan AND

[Rich]

Divide by 5 and it's Titi then Skiltord, even when we had Kanu and Bergy.

Maybe Mhikky can be Kanu like Ozil is Begy.

Must you really replace every single player's name with an infantile nickname?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Must you really replace every single player's name with an infantile nickname?

Luckily Kanu doesn’t lend itself to such ****ishneas.