Dirty, Dutch bàstards!

[Pat Vegas]

They might have filmed people in lavatories, I suppose.

This has completely changed my view of Dennis Bergkamp. For all his glorious skill I now wonder if his finger had gone through the lavatory paper before the game and he had shíte under his fingernail.

I have the impression Bergkamp smelled like cologne or shower gel at all times.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Whenever I hear dog owners opening up their disposable bags I look and walk the other way

[Sir C]

Good point, sw. He’s probably off defecating on his hands, though. It’s part of his culture.

You do realise this is your opportunity to throw all his cultural jibes about the Irish back in his face, don’t you?

Fúck me, but I got shouted at by the glw one day on hoiday when we encountered a group of 4 Irish of the absolute worst kind - the 'posh' ( ) ones with the soft consonants and the thinking theior shít doesn't stink variety, telling each other how fúcking great they are at everything and where they play golf and where they eat their boiled fúcking cabbage. Just the fact that they walk and breathe made me so angry I was swearing and spitting with rage, causing them to leave their table and decamp to one further away and the glw to explain to me that I am some sort of mental and need to take a look at myself.

I hate those ****s.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You met Danny Blanchflower Eamonn Dunphy and Bob Geldolf?

[Burney]

I have the impression Bergkamp smelled like cologne or shower gel at all times.

I always thought Imperial Leather, tbh. Now I’m not so sure, though.

[SWv2]

Fúck me, but I got shouted at by the glw one day on hoiday when we encountered a group of 4 Irish of the absolute worst kind - the 'posh' ( ) ones with the soft consonants and the thinking theior shít doesn't stink variety, telling each other how fúcking great they are at everything and where they play golf and where they eat their boiled fúcking cabbage. Just the fact that they walk and breathe made me so angry I was swearing and spitting with rage, causing them to leave their table and decamp to one further away and the glw to explain to me that I am some sort of mental and need to take a look at myself.

I hate those ****s.

At least they weren't running around thieving bikes.

Did you even manage to pick up where these people were from? There are of course some frankly horrible fúckers here I will be the first to admit.

[Pat Vegas]

I always thought Imperial Leather, tbh. Now I’m not so sure, though.

now I am picturing him walking around the changing room with just a towel round his neck all glistening.

[Burney]

Fúck me, but I got shouted at by the glw one day on hoiday when we encountered a group of 4 Irish of the absolute worst kind - the 'posh' ( ) ones with the soft consonants and the thinking theior shít doesn't stink variety, telling each other how fúcking great they are at everything and where they play golf and where they eat their boiled fúcking cabbage. Just the fact that they walk and breathe made me so angry I was swearing and spitting with rage, causing them to leave their table and decamp to one further away and the glw to explain to me that I am some sort of mental and need to take a look at myself.

I hate those ****s.

Oh, middle class Dubliners are pretty revolting (and I say that knowing this includes members of my extended family). A few years back, they talked of nothing but how much their houses cost. I and my father were highly amused when the bottom dropped out of that fùcker. It was all we could do not to laugh in their faces while at a ghastly family wedding in 2008.

Mind you, I fear that I’m your case it’s a class-based chip on your shoulder about jackeens that arouses your ire. I can understand your glw’s consternation. She believes you are better than that.

[Sir C]

At least they weren't running around thieving bikes.

"Oi won de president's cup dere at de Curragh" said one ****. I couldn't help but exclaim, "Whoopyfúckingdoo!", such was my amazement at this unbelievable feat of pure Irish genius by the fat-gutted pig-ignorant judgemental piece of filth masquerading as a human being. This caused the **** to keep glancing nervously in my direction which just made me more and more angry.

****. (Him, not you. But you as well for the bike comment.)

[Burney]

At least they weren't running around thieving bikes.

Did you even manage to pick up where these people were from? There are of course some frankly horrible fúckers here I will be the first to admit.

I’m guessing Donnybrook or Ballsbridge. Probably went to Blackrock, Clongowes or Belvedere.