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    A 'Conservative' British PM has appointed a Minister for Loneliness?

    What the fur-lined fùck is going on with these fücking cretins?

    How about a Minister for Growing Up? Or a Minister for Having a Pint of Harden the Fück Up? Or a Minister for Fücking Well Pulling Yourself Together, You Fücking Little Nancy?

    Fückssake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What the fur-lined fùck is going on with these fücking cretins?

    How about a Minister for Growing Up? Or a Minister for Having a Pint of Harden the Fück Up? Or a Minister for Fücking Well Pulling Yourself Together, You Fücking Little Nancy?

    Fückssake.
    Its a serious issue, b. Loneliness kills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Its a serious issue, b. Loneliness kills.
    It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.
    It is slightly Pythonesque. Perhaps they did for a laugh, just to wind up some Sir Bufton-Tufton types. Like The Big Orange Fella does with his tweets but the other way round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    It is slightly Pythonesque. Perhaps they did for a laugh, just to wind up some Sir Bufton-Tufton types. Like The Big Orange Fella does with his tweets but the other way round.
    I think your suggestion that Berni is a Bufton-Tufton type is unfair to our swivel-eyed, right-wing ranter-in-chief. For shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.
    Maybe we should have a Ministry of Ridiculous Posturing.

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It doesn’t require a fùcking Ministry, though, p! This is just ridiculous posturing.

    I seem to recall a Ministry for Magic. I could be mistaken?
    "Scoring a goal is better than sex" - Whoever said that was sticking it to the wrong woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    What the fur-lined fùck is going on with these fücking cretins?

    How about a Minister for Growing Up? Or a Minister for Having a Pint of Harden the Fück Up? Or a Minister for Fücking Well Pulling Yourself Together, You Fücking Little Nancy?

    Fückssake.
    You should try defending Wenger

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    You should try defending Wenger
    Why, are you going to?

    No-one else has after the last two shítshows. A Rubicon has been crossed, for the last remaining loyalists it feels.

    Except you and Nicosia, perhaps?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Why, are you going to?

    No-one else has after the last two shítshows. A Rubicon has been crossed, for the last remaining loyalists it feels.

    Except you and Nicosia, perhaps?
    Talk to me in May. We're only 4 points off the yíd****s

    But seriously, things *could* still be ok if we managed to keep Ozil and bought that Amabongobongo coloured chap from Dortmund. He looked shít hot against Spurs earlier in the season.
    Last edited by Monty92; 01-17-2018 at 02:17 PM.

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