Now then.

[Luis Anaconda]

Oh, so we have now decided to take silly January transfer rumours seriously have we.

Fine.

p.s. If you are going to drive up the price then drive it up by > £5m.

We have our man in the towering Whatshisface who was on the bench last night. I shall ask Per about him when I interview him soon

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That happened on the last day of August
£55m
£60m an hour later
£65m
£65m plus Sterling

[Rich]

Sanchez to United.

Mkhytarian to Arsenal.

Have some of that Rich.

Did you see that we have scheduled a meeting with Bordeaux regarding Malcom? I hope the party that we send to meet them includes Sven and maybe the new chap from Barca. Even Wenger should go as he is good at schmoozing French clubs.

I doubt we'll get Henrikh but i would be pleased with him and Malcom. If not it will be Malcom and Pavon to replace Sanchez and Walcott. If we can't get both over the line then Theo will have to stay until the summer.

[SWv2]

Did you see that we have scheduled a meeting with Bordeaux regarding Malcom? I hope the party that we send to meet them includes Sven and maybe the new chap from Barca. Even Wenger should go as he is good at schmoozing French clubs.

I doubt we'll get Henrikh but i would be pleased with him and Malcom. If not it will be Malcom and Pavon to replace Sanchez and Walcott. If we can't get both over the line then Theo will have to stay until the summer.

Why would Sven go?

[Rich]

Why would Sven go?

Because he can explain that he's been watching him for some time, is very impressed & will stop at nothing to get him to The Arsenal.

Basically we need to make him feel wanted. Even if that means promising him a move to United in 3 years.

[Luis Anaconda]

Did you see that we have scheduled a meeting with Bordeaux regarding Malcom? I hope the party that we send to meet them includes Sven and maybe the new chap from Barca. Even Wenger should go as he is good at schmoozing French clubs.

I doubt we'll get Henrikh but i would be pleased with him and Malcom. If not it will be Malcom and Pavon to replace Sanchez and Walcott. If we can't get both over the line then Theo will have to stay until the summer.

remember how we signed Mbappe after you told us how Arsene had sweet talked him into it

[SWv2]

remember how we signed Mbappe after you told us how Arsene had sweet talked him into it

I am not entirely convinced Rich has really grasped the whole concept of transfers and football as a concept.

[The Rob2]

Did you see that we have scheduled a meeting with Bordeaux regarding Malcom? I hope the party that we send to meet them includes Sven and maybe the new chap from Barca. Even Wenger should go as he is good at schmoozing French clubs.

I doubt we'll get Henrikh but i would be pleased with him and Malcom. If not it will be Malcom and Pavon to replace Sanchez and Walcott. If we can't get both over the line then Theo will have to stay until the summer.

behave Rich, like you have seen Malcom and Pavon play on a regular basis