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  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    I find that free bottles of booze make for excellent Christmas presents

    I gave my Dad a wrapped bottle of booze for Christmas last year thinking it was wine

    When he opened it it was Vodka
    :-/

    Next year, I shall be giving people homemade cider-based gifts.

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Ash "Pour it down the sink!

    Evil stuff."

    It is in a bottle marked Mostra and has the consistency of Cough Mixture

    I might leave it out for a homeless person who has his cardboard box and sleeping bag near me
    Oooh, that's a good call, actually. That's a very good way to get rid of unwanted spirits imo.

  3. #23
    Whenever they ask me for 'spare change' I am certain they will only spend it on alcohol anyway
    A good turn saves them the bother
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  4. #24
    ...and clears a bit of shelf space in my kitchen
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Whenever they ask me for 'spare change' I am certain they will only spend it on alcohol anyway
    A good turn saves them the bother
    Yeah. Although if the cap isn't sealed, they might assume you've put poison in it.

  6. #26
    If they eat from bins they'll drink my generously received but ultimately unwanted booze

    If they're a particularly choosy type of tramp I can always attach a bit of clingfilm with a rubber band over the funnel
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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