Anyway, talking of being cüntstruck, hats off to whatsisname off of UKIP for some

[Sir C]

Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels

There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.

[Luis Anaconda]

There is nothing more deviant than a man with a taller woman. For a start, when he's in it he's got no one to talk to.

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

[Pokster]

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

You hyave sexy time in the pub?? Hope they wipe down the bar after

[Luis Anaconda]

You hyave sexy time in the pub?? Hope they wipe down the bar after

Only if they notice, p

[7sisters]

Surely a man should always seek a taller woman, sir c. As long as the silly bitch doesn't wear heels

I think this is possibly my favourite

[Sir C]

I always have someone to talk to in the pub, sir c

The pub isn't actually a woman, la. It may act as a surrogate woman for certain 'special' individuals, (the Irish) but it isn't a real woman.

[Burney]

I think this is possibly my favourite

Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?

[Luis Anaconda]

Presumably foreplay for those two is him fetching the stepladder?

tbf he's closer to the right area than most of us