yet when Hazard feels the slightest touch on the bottom of his boot and then grabs his calf, screams, jumps into the air, falls to the ground and rolls around, this is somehow acceptable?

And no f*cker really has any idea if that was a pen other than Hazard. The idea that any contact is a pen is nonsense and having seen it about a hundred times now I remain unconvinced that there was sufficient contact to merit it. Yet somehow the pundits and media know it was and Hazard is blameless.

Load of c*nt imo.