What was the single best thing you ate this christmas?

[Sir C]

For me, Viscount biscuits. Nothing else came close. Except maybe the Twiglets.

[Luis Anaconda]

For me, Viscount biscuits. Nothing else came close. Except maybe the Twiglets.

Beef Space Raiders

[Burney]

For me, Viscount biscuits. Nothing else came close. Except maybe the Twiglets.

The gravy I made after accidentally leaving the gilberts in the turkey. Stunning, it was. Genuinely.

[World's End Stella]

Braised turkey leg - same every year as it is utterly delicious.

Followed closely by the caviar we consumed on Xmas Eve.

[SWv2]

Mr Kipling’s Festive Bakewells.

I had 4/6 in one sitting with a large glass of ice cold milk. I would happily have enjoyed all 6 but my greed was highlighted to me.

Food snobs can fúck off at this point.

[World's End Stella]

The gravy I made after accidentally leaving the gilberts in the turkey. Stunning, it was. Genuinely.

Can't believe you have only just discovered this. Turkey makes truly wonderful gravy. Especially if you add in your home made veal stock to give it the texture it needs.

Mine was also stunning, the British MIL continues to be amazed at how good turkey is when cooked properly.

[Sir C]

Mr Kipling’s Festive Bakewells.

I had 4/6 in one sitting with a large glass of ice cold milk. I would happily have enjoyed all 6 but my greed was highlighted to me.

Food snobs can fúck off at this point.

You are a disgusting animal, and I say that will all due respect and without any offence intended.

Milk. Only some sort of sub-human monster would admit to drinking milk.

[Burney]

Can't believe you have only just discovered this. Turkey makes truly wonderful gravy. Especially if you add in your home made veal stock to give it the texture it needs.

Mine was also stunning, the British MIL continues to be amazed at how good turkey is when cooked properly.

Oh, the turkey was shíte because it was turkey. However, the gravy was stunning. I was more impressed by the fact that it turned out that way after accidentally leaving its bits in it while I roasted it. I shall do this again in future.

[Sir C]

The gravy I made after accidentally leaving the gilberts in the turkey. Stunning, it was. Genuinely.

Did you leave them in the plastic bag?

My breasts were as pink as a rare steak, my thighs confited to melting perfection.

The geese were fúcked up beyond all recognition, but there you go.

[Burney]

Mr Kipling’s Festive Bakewells.

I had 4/6 in one sitting with a large glass of ice cold milk. I would happily have enjoyed all 6 but my greed was highlighted to me.

Food snobs can fúck off at this point.

What was festive about them exactly?