I’m a bit distressed by these blue passports we’re going to get.

[Burney]

They’re the wrong shade of blue and they’re not going to be the absolutely massive, hardbacked fúckers you could never fit in a trouser pocket.

This is NOT what I voted for!

[Sir C]

They’re the wrong shade of blue and they’re not going to be the absolutely massive, hardbacked fúckers you could never fit in a trouser pocket.

This is NOT what I voted for!

It's amazing how many people are so distressed about losing their lovely burgundy number.

Bunch of ****s.

[Burney]

It's amazing how many people are so distressed about losing their lovely burgundy number.

Bunch of ****s.

I know. Personally, I couldn’t give a toss what colour my passport is, but the thought of a certain type of person having to carry around something that makes them quite so extraordinarily cross makes me childishly happy

[SWv2]

I know. Personally, I couldn’t give a toss what colour my passport is, but the thought of a certain type of person having to carry around something that makes them quite so extraordinarily cross makes me childishly happy

Only a matter of time before it becomes a credit card type device thing which will be worse again.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Only a matter of time before it becomes a credit card type device thing which will be worse again.

Or available on your phone

[Sir C]

Or available on your phone

Or embedded under your skin.

[Sir C]

I know. Personally, I couldn’t give a toss what colour my passport is, but the thought of a certain type of person having to carry around something that makes them quite so extraordinarily cross makes me childishly happy

I read that we are to queue for 9 hours to enter an EU country.

What a lot of cobblers.

[Burney]

I read that we are to queue for 9 hours to enter an EU country.

What a lot of cobblers.

Yes. Of course most of this panic comes from people too young to remember that travelling within most of Europe before 1993 was actually a piece of píss.

[SWv2]

I read that we are to queue for 9 hours to enter an EU country.

What a lot of cobblers.

I do wonder how it is all going to work really.

See your Eurostar for example, presumably the French will want to stop and check you lot, can’t imagine your average Billy Britain being happy about being so affronted on your soil by a foreigner, so presumably you will face huge queues in Calais or Paris or however it works.

I never used it, one of my few regrets from my time of living in London. That and never attending a test match.

[Sir C]

I do wonder how it is all going to work really.

See your Eurostar for example, presumably the French will want to stop and check you lot, can’t imagine your average Billy Britain being happy about being so affronted on your soil by a foreigner, so presumably you will face huge queues in Calais or Paris or however it works.

I never used it, one of my few regrets from my time of living in London. That and never attending a test match.

We have to go through passport control anyway, given that UK isn't in Schengen. In short, it's going to make fúck all difference.