ah, Dimitrious Gargasoulas
"Muslim faith is the correct faith according to the whole world," "I am the saviour," "I was under extreme stress, which caused me to have a mental breakdown," "Life is being controlled by the Government," and "I'm very saddened by everything that's happened, but it's due to the illuminati."
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."