More interestingly, I stepped in quickly when a colleague congratulated a young lady ina bar upon her choice of tartan minidress and opaque tights, which, he confided, made him feel all funny. Assuming that she would immediately start screaming 'rape!' I apologised and suggested that he was a little the worse for alcohol, and pushed him away.
She simply giggled and told me not to be silly, and that she was flattered.
I don't know what to do any more.
Minefield
I was conversing with 3 chicks in Grogan's pub on Friday night and essentially I had them metaphorically in bed such was the smooth and silver tongued line of conversation.
I am led to believe, from colleagues, that indeed they were lapping it up and in no way offended.
Worn on the right person those tartan minidresses or skirts can make the tummy go all funny
High heels too
10 characters? Pile of cund.