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    I got hideously drunk yesterday.

    More interestingly, I stepped in quickly when a colleague congratulated a young lady ina bar upon her choice of tartan minidress and opaque tights, which, he confided, made him feel all funny. Assuming that she would immediately start screaming 'rape!' I apologised and suggested that he was a little the worse for alcohol, and pushed him away.

    She simply giggled and told me not to be silly, and that she was flattered.

    I don't know what to do any more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    More interestingly, I stepped in quickly when a colleague congratulated a young lady ina bar upon her choice of tartan minidress and opaque tights, which, he confided, made him feel all funny. Assuming that she would immediately start screaming 'rape!' I apologised and suggested that he was a little the worse for alcohol, and pushed him away.

    She simply giggled and told me not to be silly, and that she was flattered.

    I don't know what to do any more.
    Bang her imo
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    More interestingly, I stepped in quickly when a colleague congratulated a young lady ina bar upon her choice of tartan minidress and opaque tights, which, he confided, made him feel all funny. Assuming that she would immediately start screaming 'rape!' I apologised and suggested that he was a little the worse for alcohol, and pushed him away.

    She simply giggled and told me not to be silly, and that she was flattered.

    I don't know what to do any more.
    Minefield

    I was conversing with 3 chicks in Grogan's pub on Friday night and essentially I had them metaphorically in bed such was the smooth and silver tongued line of conversation.

    I am led to believe, from colleagues, that indeed they were lapping it up and in no way offended.

  4. #4
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I don't know what to do any more.
    You should probably stop reading The Guardian for a start.

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    Worn on the right person those tartan minidresses or skirts can make the tummy go all funny
    High heels too
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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