Obviously there's the xxx units a week of alcohol nonsense, the endless smoking warnings and the inevitable everything leads to cancer rubbish - but there are so many others.

My current won is my iPhone moving the volume indicator to amber about halfway up and then three tiny bars later it goes red at a volume where I can only just hear it sensibly.

And Apple can f*ck off if they think I'm not listening to Baba O'Riley with every f*cking red bar lit up.