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    one of my least favourite days in the office today.

    Secret Santa.

    speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Secret Santa.

    speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?
    Me too! I got some silver cufflinks which are quite nice.

    One of the partners excitedly told me to follow him out to the car park as well. There he proudly displayed a pair of antlers that he has affixed to his car

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Secret Santa.

    speaking of Christmas. are the Christmas smilies dead forever?
    I took the Secret Santa day off. We have a bloke who insists on dressing up as Santa and giving everyone compulsory hugs.

    Needless to say I refused to be sexually assaulted last year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I took the Secret Santa day off. We have a bloke who insists on dressing up as Santa and giving everyone compulsory hugs.

    Needless to say I refused to be sexually assaulted last year.
    I wish they had combined it with Friday's Christmas jumper day so we could have got it out of the way.

    however I do participate in both as it's easier than not to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    I wish they had combined it with Friday's Christmas jumper day so we could have got it out of the way.

    however I do participate in both as it's easier than not to.
    This is the road to the death camps. Pat. One must make a stand.

    I will never own a Christmas jumper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    This is the road to the death camps. Pat. One must make a stand.

    I will never own a Christmas jumper.
    People have brought in their own food for a 'buffet' today.
    I won't touch any of it.

    Someone has brought in some sort of rice with Gherkins in it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    People have brought in their own food for a 'buffet' today.
    I won't touch any of it.

    Someone has brought in some sort of rice with Gherkins in it
    What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

    I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

    I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.
    I am in a foul mood today as I've had a terrible weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by barrybueno View Post
    What a pair of miserable ****ers, get into the spirit! Bah!

    I haven't gone in today btw, I'm always a miserable ****er on Mondays.
    Compulsory 'fun'. Do feck orf!

    I will be joining them in the pub after for some convivials under the correct circumstances. ie - no 'hilarious' comedy sex toys as gifts etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich View Post
    Me too! I got some silver cufflinks which are quite nice.

    One of the partners excitedly told me to follow him out to the car park as well. There he proudly displayed a pair of antlers that he has affixed to his car
    Must admit, I thought that was going to end up with him either sexually assaulting you or giving you a go on his crack pipe.

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