Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Pat Vegas]

Did your lad smash his fúcking teeth in in responce? If not, you need to thrash the little fúcker to within an inch of his life.

You're just creating another professional victim. You know that, right?

Is that the token dad question after finding out the kid had a fight or got hit?
'you shouldn't be fighting son, Did you win?' 'I hope you punched him back'

or is that sort of thing illegal now?

[Sir C]

Is that the token dad question after finding out the kid had a fight or got hit?
'you shouldn't be fighting son, Did you win?' 'I hope you punched him back'

or is that sort of thing illegal now?

Illegal schmillegal. If you don't teach kids to fight you'll end up with a generation of self-absorbed snowflakes.

Oh.