Picked up the boy from school earlier and his teacher took me aside and sheepishly

[Burney]

With 3-year-olds?

Not quite. I think I was first caught in bed with a girl when I was five, to be fair.

She was also five, for the record.

[Peter]

They all slap your face and steal your dummy in the end.

Or your house. Or your dignity. Or whatever the law deems them entitled to, which is pretty much everything.

Women, eh

[eastgermanautos]

You love it, you people. You fúcking love it. "Oh, don't come and pogrom our árses, we're so downtrodden and anti-semited!" Man the fúck up, put your hands up, and quit meekly getting fúcked over.

Even the snowflakes of Momentum can whup you pussies. Take some responsibility, for fúck's sake. We're not coming to bail you out again.

(I'm only 98% joking here.)

Everything is going to the dogs, mate. I should know. I'm profiting from the trend.