Turds

[Pat Vegas]

What percentage of your turds are easy wipe clean? Mine used to be circa 90% horrific, emergency clean up operations and 10% ok. Due to a change in diet I have literally spun that around to 90% clean, no wipe required (just a couple of pleasure wipes), 5% average mess and the rare emergency scenario which leaves me needing councelling.

How about you Wimb?

I often have perfect wons that have hardly any need for a wipe.

[Donald]

I often have perfect wons that have hardly any need for a wipe.

Do you not ever have emergency wons Pat? The wons which block the toilet and have you barracaded in the traps for hours and relatives wondering where you are?

[Pat Vegas]

Do you not ever have emergency wons Pat? The wons which block the toilet and have you barracaded in the traps for hours and relatives wondering where you are?

The worst wons are when you don't have time to fully relax and have to cut yoru dump short.
So you are in a bit of a rush and your not quite finished but nothing else is coming out. causing like broken turd and hour of wiping.