Oh God, thetransfer window is about to fly open, isn't it?

[Sir C]

SPENDSOMEFAHKINGMONEY!

I wonder if we will spendsomefahking money, and if so, who on?

I was in Thailand when we signed Dennis and I didn't find out about it until I got home. Imagine that! Contrastingly, I found out about us signing Ozil whilst in the middle of a riot in Phnom Penh, watching a soldier battering the living shít out of a monk.

Good timez. Not so much for the monk.

[Luis Anaconda]

SPENDSOMEFAHKINGMONEY!

I wonder if we will spendsomefahking money, and if so, who on?

I was in Thailand when we signed Dennis and I didn't find out about it until I got home. Imagine that! Contrastingly, I found out about us signing Ozil whilst in the middle of a riot in Phnom Penh, watching a soldier battering the living shít out of a monk.

Good timez. Not so much for the monk.

I think I found out we signed Dennis in the Evening Standard. I ran home to tell everyone - god knows why as there was nobody there