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    My drive to work this morning took half the time this morning it usually does.

    Why? Because hundreds of schools have been closed due to snow that has prevented precisely no-one else in the area getting to work and has now almost entirely melted. However, teachers considered it too ‘dangerous’ to allow children to go to school, thus forcing god knows how many parents to either take the day off or work from home to look after their kids.

    Teachers - like most in the public sector - really are idle, lying, workshy cùnts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why? Because hundreds of schools have been closed due to snow that has prevented precisely no-one else in the area getting to work and has now almost entirely melted. However, teachers considered it too ‘dangerous’ to allow children to go to school, thus forcing god knows how many parents to either take the day off or work from home to look after their kids.

    Teachers - like most in the public sector - really are idle, lying, workshy cùnts.
    Health and safety, b. The parents are charging the gates with lawsuits if their kid so much as grazes a knee.

    That said, I am missing three staff today because of the ****ing schools....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    Health and safety, b. The parents are charging the gates with lawsuits if their kid so much as grazes a knee.

    That said, I am missing three staff today because of the ****ing schools....
    Schools are hardly the only organisations in the country with a duty of care, are they, p? And yet they are the only ones closing. Hmmm.

    Also, how many independent schools are closed? Very few. And yet they also look after children and could potentially be liable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Schools are hardly the only organisations in the country with a duty of care, are they, p? And yet they are the only ones closing. Hmmm.

    Also, how many independent schools are closed? Very few. And yet they also look after children and could potentially be liable.
    THe other organisations arent full of kids, b. Unless the safety of our children isnt important to you? Hmm? Eh? Eh?

    Independent schools cant close- parents would ask for refunds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    THe other organisations arent full of kids, b. Unless the safety of our children isnt important to you? Hmm? Eh? Eh?

    Independent schools cant close- parents would ask for refunds.
    The safety of children is no more or less important to me than the safety of every other bugger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The safety of children is no more or less important to me than the safety of every other bugger.
    It's safer for kids in the snow. when you are a kid and fall over you get back up.
    as I get older it takes longer to get up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    The safety of children is no more or less important to me than the safety of every other bugger.
    I cant believe you dont give a **** about kids.

    You monster.....

    Whereabouts in Enfield do you work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why? Because hundreds of schools have been closed due to snow that has prevented precisely no-one else in the area getting to work and has now almost entirely melted. However, teachers considered it too ‘dangerous’ to allow children to go to school, thus forcing god knows how many parents to either take the day off or work from home to look after their kids.

    Teachers - like most in the public sector - really are idle, lying, workshy cùnts.
    Would never happen in "Europe", b

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Would never happen in "Europe", b
    Oh, no. It happens there all the time.

    According to my sons anyway :dubious:
    "Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.

    "But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Why? Because hundreds of schools have been closed due to snow that has prevented precisely no-one else in the area getting to work and has now almost entirely melted. However, teachers considered it too ‘dangerous’ to allow children to go to school, thus forcing god knows how many parents to either take the day off or work from home to look after their kids.

    Teachers - like most in the public sector - really are idle, lying, workshy cùnts.
    You could also blame the traffic you usually experience on the middle class parents who choose to send their kids to superior schools that are a drive away, rather than settling for the one around the corner.

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