I see Sir C is being pilloried from all directions for being a food snob. I think it

[Luis Anaconda]

Actually, a fetish is an inanimate object of veneration.

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Unlike Herb's cock which is now an inanimate object of no penetration

Or your liver which is now an almost inanimate object of no discernible function.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Burney "May I ask what led you to dine in Orpington?"

Someone else was paying

[Viva Prat Vegas]

...and he always seems to get involved in contretemps with his fellow man when drink has been taken
Must be Irish

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Quite. Let us not forget how parsimonious the old snob is.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Herbert Augustus Chapman "No dear boy, a fetish is a sexual proclivity; such as my mother has for my cock."

Try the Irrational reverence or irreverent worshipping of an inanimate object route

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

Herbert Augustus Chapman "No dear boy, a fetish is a sexual proclivity; such as my mother has for my cock."

Try the Irrational reverence or irreverent worshipping of an inanimate object route

Well unless Sir Charlie has become a lifeless statue of some sort, I would hardly have a fetish for him would I you fúcking quarter wit.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Herbert Augustus Chapman "Well unless Sir Charlie has become a lifeless statue of some sort, I would hardly have a fetish for him would I you fúcking quarter wit."

Whoooooshhhhhhhhhh

That is the "or" option Herbert
ORRRRRRR
Comprendez vous

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

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