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  1. 12-07-2017, 03:32 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    about how terrible blokes are and how nice I am.

    leading her on absolutely not. obviously drink was involved in this behaviour of hers.
    Just tell her you've got a tiny penîs and are terrible in bed, f. That should put her off.

    Also, that way, you don't even have to lie.
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  2. 12-07-2017, 03:33 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    So she didn't make a grab for you
    That is a relief

    Being a woman I think she is attracted to your scent
    You should change your aftershave and use Lynx for a week or two to shake her off
    she wanted to dance,
    I have become partial to cheap aftershaves, I currently am using Mennen something I can not find in this country.
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  3. 12-07-2017, 03:38 PM #13
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    You could do thon Pulp Fiction dance with her
    You Never Can Tell
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    Also we have lots of visitors in the office and bringing gifts,
    next week is wear a jumper you'll never wear until the next year and give money to charity day then secret santa after way.
    Secret Santa?

    I've got this for my person..

    http://bit.ly/2j2SGHk

    sort of cuts both ways...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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  5. 12-07-2017, 03:46 PM #15
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    Is she in the office now ?
    Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Is she in the office now ?
    Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?
    'kinell. you'll be asking what is she wearing next...
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
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  7. 12-07-2017, 03:49 PM #17
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    What is she wearing ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas View Post
    Is she in the office now ?
    Looking lasciviously at you from across the room ?
    yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.

    on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.

    she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.

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  9. 12-07-2017, 03:58 PM #19
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    She sounds ideal!

    Change of plan F - Go for her and ditch Mrs F
    Besides you must be sick of all that pasta
    10 characters? Pile of cund.
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  10. 12-07-2017, 04:02 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pat Vegas View Post
    yes she moved desks and stares at me most of the day if i happen to look that way she winks.

    on the plus side she makes me coffees and offers me chocolates.

    she also showed me online what arsenal underwear she will buy.

    Arsenal underwear? Presumably, it is leetle beet short feesically and falls apart under pressure?
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